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Beartopia's Song Parodies
Anchor (Memphis)

Ever notice that the name Maria differs from Mania by just one letter?

Anchor
(Memphis - Chuck Berry)
Click if you don't hear music

Long distance information, get me C-N-B-C,
Help me find that anchor who tried to get in touch with me
She could not leave a number but I know who placed the call
'Cause my broker took a message and he wrote it on the wall.

Help me information get in touch with my Marie (Bartiromo)
She's the only one who'd call me here from C-N-B-C,
The electronic ticker's mounted, high up on the wall
In the frenzy you can see Marie's getting mauled.

Last time I saw Marie she was screaming "market high!"
Irrational exuberance was gleaming from her eyes
But we were pulled apart our investment styles did not agree
'Cause I'm a bear and she's a bull on C-N-B-C.
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